This is obvious nonsense. Everybody knows that Elvis
was abducted by aliens. He was trained as a marksman
and sent to earth to assassinate John F. Kennedy, after which he
returned to the planet Tralfamadore where he is living in a menage a
trois with Marylin Monroe and Jimmy Hoffa. The aliens left a simulacrum
in his place to divert suspicion. The simulacrum did not work very well
-- it wasn't built to last -- and required a bizarre diet and
megadoses of drugs to keep going. Even so, it got increasingly bloated
and strange-looking, and finally wore out after 15 years. You
can't prove I'm wrong.
Perhaps if Elvis would have
This is obvious nonsense.
Deep joy. Again.